Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Romeo Rose's Greatest Hits Part Two: The Facebook Years

Yesterday we shared some of Romeo Rose's best video moments. Today, we have some of his best social media moments to share with you.

Thank you anonymous Twitter DMer for sending us some fun screenshots from 2013.

Ah, yes. The GOMI Thing. Good times.


Remember when shit starting getting real so he took the coward's way out?



 And then got all butthurt when people told him to own his shit?



Or his Meet and Greets when no one showed up?


Larry's views on Freedom of Speech are always good for some LOLs


More shit that never happened



Remember when Romeo Rose moved to Austin with no place to live and no money to speak of and SG had to come set his ass up in an apartment? Ok, so technically not Facebook but it was in the same group of screen shots so I'm throwing it in.


It's not like he ever says anything remotely offensive.

He likes round houses and he cannot lie


Sorry for the visual

Don't hate the playa


Swoon!

 That time he pretended to be in Pittsburgh

He's titanium, yo.

Still here. Just sayin'



Famous last words.

Well that was a fun trip down memory lane, wasn't it?

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Romeo Rose's Greatest Hits


Romeo Rose is taking a hiatus from being outrageous and we have no real news to report. Instead, we thought we'd share some of Romeo Rose's oldies for no reason other than we're bored.

Remember when Larry thought everyone needed to know about the time he bought six of the exact same shirt?


Or when he invited Jimmy Vaughan to humiliate him live?


Then there was the time he shared his love for disgusting sugar cereals:


Is it any wonder he's not booked right and left for live appearances?


He does banana love so well. He must have had lots of practice!


Swoon.



Where does Mr. Romance take his beloved for an awesome getaway? Two weeks at a phony castle in Ohio. Ohio!!!  For two weeks!!!


Then there was the time he got all racist with Netflix


Having an AWESOME time with the Goons at Something Awful.

Romeo Rose Something Awful from bleeonidas on Vimeo.

More SA fun!

Romeo Rose something awful 2 kung fu saloon from bleeonidas on Vimeo.

Then there was the time he lost his shit on the one forum that didn't ban him

Romeo Rose Rambles and Loses His Shit on Sugar Bombs from Sugar Bombs on Vimeo.

And who can forget his appearance on Judge Judy?

Romeo Rose on the Judge Judy TV Show 2002 from niggo noggo on Vimeo.


Remember when he took a call from a collection agency?



One of the many videos he made for the woman who will never take him back


Romeo Rose is getting all rapey again



And his gross, nasty bathroom


One of his many attempts to meet woman via pretend money


And because he knows you care about these things



Romeo Rose is a spiritual man


 In which Romeo Rose addresses a few issues





And the most boring, pointless videos ever 










That oughta keep you busy for a while.

Romeo Rose: Mentally ill or socially inept...discuss.