Monday, June 27, 2016

Romeo Rose's POF Profile Is Exactly What You Would Expect From a Mentally Challenged 41 Year Old

It's always a fun day here at TNARR when we learn of a Romeo Rose dating site profile, there's just so much to ... discuss. 

Larry's POF profile is about as self absorbed and ADHD as it gets and reads exactly like what you would expect from a mentally-challenged 41 year old. He jumps from feeding peacocks at the park to how he flew to Las Vegas to see his favorite band. He has the attention span and sentence structure of a five year old:

I like going to nice restaurants. I went to the Eiffel Tower restaurant there in Vegas and had an excellent view of the fountains at the Bellagio.
As usual, it's all about him










What woman wouldn't be impressed with:

- A 41 year old man whose idea of a perfect date is to hang out in a park.
- A 41 year old man who is looking for a "girl."
- A 41 year old man whose other idea of a perfect date is to play pinball.
- A broke as a joke loser who will prioritize by skirting open container laws and buying a bottle of champagne to drink at the park because that's, you know, impressive and all.
- A man who will tell you off the bat where he stands on feminism.  
- A man who will prefer not to reveal his own paunchy body type, but will make it clear he doesn't appreciate overweight women.
- A  homophobic.
- Any man who posts a photo with Mackenzie "we never dated" Kelly on his dating profile.
- A 41 year old man who prefers not to say whether or not he has a car. Because riding the bus is so romantic. Not.
- A man who shits on the people of Austin, while looking for a "girl" who lives in Austin.
- A trucker cap wearing, Trump loving, grownup who throws out lines like this:
"I'm not really that political, I mean I'm not any sort of activist or anything like that."
- And further down he says 
"I am a pretty much traditional, conservative, Right wing, Republican that will be voting for Donald Trump because I believe he will make our economy stronger than ever. And I believe he will help bring back traditional Christian values to America as well as kick out all the illegal immigrants and make it much harder for outsiders to ever get into our country. I also hope he somehow manages to reverse gay marriage laws as well as Obamacare. "
I mean, what woman won't read this and think, "yes! This is the man I want to spend the rest of my life with!"

I am against abortion unless it's a case of incest, rape or will endanger the mothers life. I'm all for womens choice, haha, women made a choice when they opened their legs and chose to be a HO, they made their bed, lie in it, raise the kid or put it up for adoption, but do not murder it, that's not your right.

And Larry's Chemistry Test Results are as awesome as you would expect. Because like Romeo Rose himself, none of it is true. For example, did Larry really list his profession as a teacher? Because the last I checked, 6th grade dropouts don't usually get hired to teach students. Neither do Craigslist predators. And not that we needed proof, but Surprise! Romeo Rose is alive!

 Interested in a date with "smarthonestlover?"


Well send me a message and let's exchange phone numbers and I will call you up and we can talk some more and plan to meet somewhere like say a coffee shop like Halycon downtown and see if we hit it off from there to plan a actual date.
Discuss.

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Romeo Rose Threatens Fake Suicide. Again.

What usually follows a few weeks of Romeo Rose kookiness?

You guessed it.

A Romeo Rose suicide threat.




And yet not a single tweet or online mention about this public suicide attempt. Not a single comment telling him not to do it. This is what happens when Romeo Rose speaks anymore:



Romeo Rose and his desperate cries for attention...

Normally we'd be alarmed. But every time Larry goes online and threatens to jump, someone inevitably sends the authorities, in which case Larry says he was only kidding.

Remember this one?


 And this?

 Oh yes, let's not forget this one:

 More various and sundry threats:




I'm going to say it again. Romeo Rose is the reason why real threats aren't taken seriously. Every time someone calls the police on one of his attempts they show up and nothing is amiss. Larry was just kidding and didn't really mean it. He is so slimey a septic tank is clean as a whistle compared to him.

I don't wish death on anyone, even someone like Larry. But this shit is getting tiresome, yo.

Larry isn't a stable person and one day he's going to make a threat and people will roll their eyes and say "yeah right" and what happens if he makes good on it? The public will be all "well he made public cries for attention."

He sure did.

Because that's what happens when you lie, you lie, you lie.

Monday, June 6, 2016

Romeo Rose Gets His Comeuppance

Too good not to share:


BWAHAHHAHAHA! !!!  Let's read that again.




How I wish I was shopping that day....

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Austin Reacts to Romeo Rose and It's Not Favorable



I was trying to figure out why I had such a huge uptick in traffic lately, and it's because Larry's getting a little attention.

I wasn't going to write about Romeo Rose's latest missed connection and infatuation, because I wanted to protect the unfortunate object of his obsession. Except that the story is all over the place. Here's hoping the restraining order is in place.

You can just smell the vomit feel the love, can't you? With all this attention, Larry's hand must be getting an awesome workout.















Tell us how you really feel!

















Note to Romeo Rose: Being featured on a place that highlights the local douchebaggery isn't a compliment...



Even though you think it is:




And you just know he's going to start dropping a bunch of random photos because he has no filter or self awareness.




Larry used the SXSW Douchebags thread to incessantly post pictures of himself and the woman who was the subject of his Craigslist ad. Here's hoping that SXSW Douchebags FB page does the right thing and removes her photos. She didn't give that jackhole permission to take her photo, and I'm sure the last thing she wants is to see it all over Facebook.


Warnings About Romeo Rose's "Auditions" Starting to Appear On Craigslist

It was only a matter of time, but it looks like people are starting to warn others about Romeo Rose and how he uses fake auditions to cop a feel or try and stick his tongue in someone's mouth - or worse.

  Before we get to that, let us once again share why you need to stay far, far away from Romeo Rose::

Larry admitted to having less than honorable intentions and not ever changing when he posted here as "Eddie Adams:" For those of you who didn't follow Larry's tl:dr rantings, he shared a video of his one and only horror film "audition," which we also shared. However, the mortified subject of the audition didn't give Larry permission to share - and was creeped out by the whole "audition." Out of respect for her privacy we removed the video.

Some of the comment highlights are below and you can read the rest on the post I linked to above.













 None of this is news to us, of course. We know Romeo Rose is a creeper and uses phony auditions to try and meet women. We also know he has no qualms about plying an unsuspecting women with alcohol and trying to have his way with them:



Women appear to be catching on, thank goodness. We're finding warnings on Craigslist:

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If you have a creepy encounter with Romeo Rose or one of his many aliases, please consider letting others know. Education is key, and when you're vocal about meeting up with this loser you serve as a warning and cautionary tale for others. We know it's embarrassing to admit you met up with this loser, but you can be saving someone from a very bad situation.

Update 6/2/16 - Now he's calling himself Giorgio. (Archive)