Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Romeo Rose Claims to Move to Las Vegas, Austin Women Breathe a Sigh of Relief

Romeo Rose, who just had to sell all his tacky worldly possessions at extremely low prices, is claiming to have high tailed it out of town to party it down and live in Las Vegas.

We know this because he shared boring video of his flight, like the travel noob he is.

And because he took really bad footage at the GNR show in Vegas:

And because his broke ass spent the day paying pinball:

And walking on the Vegas strip:

And wants everyone in Austin to know how much he loves them, just in case anyone happens to bump into him when he gets all this stuff out of storage there.

There are also claims of a casino job which we're not so sure we believe. Casinos check references and do background checks. They also check employment history, do a credit check, look for medical records and more. If Romeo Rose, a/k/a Jim Paris applied for work at a casino, it's unlikely that he would receive word of employment so quick. It usually takes a few weeks before the background check is complete.

But this is Romeo Rose. Let's humor him. Good for you, Larry! Congratulations on your new job!

Larry may be in Las Vegas for the time being, but we're not sure if this is his final destination. Given that he had to leave Austin because he's broke as a joke and no one will hire him because of his reputation and the negativity surrounding his name, we think he probably doesn't want us to know where he ends up or works.  We're thinking he probably won't be so willing to share where he eventually ends up.

We know one thing for sure, the women of Austin can breathe easy knowing this creeper is off the streets. At least for now.

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