In case you don't remember "Lovers" here it is. Best viewed on an empty stomach.
Here's the Craigslist ad - and, as always, here's archive link for when it's flagged or removed:
Interested in cavorting with peacocks, drinking out of cheap wine glasses from the Paris Hotel gift shop, and showing off your thong?
You'll have to audition and it will probably look something like this:
The gig pays a whopping $500, which should cover the cost of all the antibiotics you'll need if you let Romeo Rose stick his tongue down your throat.