Monday, March 14, 2016

Romeo Rose is Looking for Women to Audition Again

Good news, film fans! Romeo Rose is looking to spend a lot of money just to get someone to make out with him again for someone to star in the sequel to his short film masterpiece, "Lovers."

In case you don't remember "Lovers" here it is. Best viewed on an empty stomach.

Here's the Craigslist ad - and, as always, here's archive link for when it's flagged or removed:

Interested in cavorting with peacocks, drinking out of cheap wine glasses from the Paris Hotel gift shop, and showing off your thong?

You'll have to audition and it will probably look something like this:

The gig pays a whopping $500, which should cover the cost of all the antibiotics you'll need if you let Romeo Rose stick his tongue down your throat.

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