Thursday, February 25, 2016

Is Romeo Rose Pretending to Be Izzy Stradlin?

Does Romeo Rose ever learn? The Corey Feldman debacle wasn't enough. The Discovery Channel debacle wasn't enough. Now it appears he's posting on Twitter as GNR's Izzy Stradlin.

Trotting out the tired old "Dude, don't get too close" photos of him and Duff,  Larry as NOTIzzy is pretending he's the reason the band is back together. As if they have time to spend with the likes of him.

Is it a coincidence that the fake Twitter account happened soon after this blog and Larry's favorite message board posted about Larry's overpriced concert ticket? We think not. it's time for attention again.

Here's the latest stupidity from Larry. We even archived it for when he pretends it never happened.

It all begs the question: If Romeo Rose is the reason GNR got back together, why did he have to pay $1642 for a general admission ticket? #LIAR!

Own a Piece of History! Own Romeo Rose's Childhood Home!

How would you like to own the home Romeo Rose grew up in, where he was lovingly raised by his Great Gramma?

That's right, 4807 River Road, the house where Larry illegally squatted after it was under new ownership, is currently listed on Zillow as a Real Estate owned "post foreclosure. "

Romeo Rose's now-famous bedroom peephole has probably been spackled over, but you can drill yourself a new one if peeking on people doing their bathroom business is your thing.

 It's a beauty, isn't it?

Fun fact, Larry inherited the house from his Granny and sold it in 2003 for $24,000. Its estimated value is now listed at close to $65K.

Any takers?

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Before Romeo Rose Was Sleepless in Austin He Was "Alone in Austin"

Romeo Rose's has been lonesome for a long time, ya'll. Many people learned of his sad plight from his Sleepless in Austin website where he offered a $1500 finders fee for anyone who could hook him up with a longer term girlfriend. Alas, there were no takers. 

'Sleepless' wasn't Romeo's first foray in the world of website woman seekery. In true Romeo Rose fashion he had another website up a couple of years earlier. Apparently there were no takers there, either. 

We're living in a "pics or it didn't happen" world. So without further commentary, let's explore the awesomeness and TMI that is Romeo Rose's "Alone in Austin."

( Don't you hate it when you pretend your long term girlfriend is dead to try and get sympathy (and hopefully laid) and she comes out of nowhere to prove you wrong? Darn it, SG!)


Tuesday, February 23, 2016

In Which Romeo Rose spends $1,642 to Go to GNR Concert Alone

You know what we love most about Romeo Rose? His ability to out himself as a liar every single time. We don't have to do anything at all. We simply wait for Larry to resurface and contradict everything he tried to convince us of in the past.

Not that we ever believe him.

We took some time off for a little beachy R & R, and when we came back Romeo Rose didn't disappoint. Don't ever change, Larry!

First, a little background.

Recently, Larry let us know he had two tickets to the upcoming GNR concert and planned to use one of those tickets to bribe some unsuspecting fool into becoming his girlfriend.

Shhh...just don't tell it's really him.

But first, he was going off to Mexico to find himself a wife.

Yet while he was supposedly in Mexico, he was making an appearance on a GNR board. Oh and look what we have here! He purchased ONE count 'em, ONE overpriced ticket to the show. Not only that,  but he used the name "romeorose" to announce it because no one will ever know that by "romeorose" he's really "Romeo Rose!" Gotta hand it to you, Larry. You sure fooled us!!

No sugar tonight in his  coffee. ONE overpriced ticket.

 Note price at top of the page. $1642.00 for a concert ticket. 

$1,642 for his broke ass to travel alone to Las Vegas.

Wonder what he sold to pay for that one.

 It didn't take long for him to get banned either.  But not before offering up a giant wall of TMI text that no one cares about.

 Dude. TMI.

Does the Greyhound stop in Vegas?

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Meanwhile in Austin...

In which Larry felt the smug need to prove to a woman he can stalk her on Facebook if he wants to. He thinks he's being smart. We think he's being stupid. Because, creepy and stalkerish. Nothing falls off the Internet, and all of this is fodder for courts for the day he's finally arrested or committed.

Keep sharing, Larry.