Tuesday, January 26, 2016

5 More Things to Know Before You Date Romeo Rose


Looking for love, ladies? Well you're in luck because so is Romeo Rose!  Romeo is a true romantic and wants nothing more in life than to find a good woman to settle down and spent the rest of his life with. Could you be her?

We've shared tips in the past to help anyone who wants to date Romeo Rose but competition is so fierce we thought we'd share a few more tips to give you that added edge. Interested in becoming Larry's Lady?  Let's take a look at a few things you should  know before you respond to his Craigslist ad.

1. Larry is passionate and loving when he talks to women







 

2. Romeo Rose is a culinary genius

 

 




3. It's best to avoid alcohol altogether



4. Larry likes to spread the love around with random and anonymous acts of kindness

 




5. You'll have to do all the cleaning

 



Hopefully you're not eating any time soon...

 

Who wouldn't want to wake up next to this every morning?



Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Romeo Rose Doth Protest Too Much About the Size of His Junk



Romeo Rose, who recently ended his shortest flounce ever by not looking for attention, spent a lot of time online yesterday to share why he doesn't have a small penis.  He even provided pictures, links to resources, and everything. If there's anything we learned about Larry Busby over the past few years, it's that he takes his underused penis very seriously, and is willing to whip it out at a moment's notice for a public measurement, should someone question its length.

The Internet is no stranger to Romeo Rose's junk. He's shared it on many an-occasion, with little or no prompting. There's even mention of a fapping video, though we're happy it seems to have disappeared from the Internet forever.

Unless one is a partner in intimacy, one should never know details regarding penis size, girth, and nasty growths. Romeo Rose shares these details well and often and thus, Larry's penis should be easy to identify in a lineup. After Larry's most recent showing at EDF, the question of size came up and Larry was very happy to comply with a ruler. Debate ensued as to whether or not Larry was a little generous in his assessment of his member's size.

As always, Larry was happy to re-measure and discuss his research and how he knows his member is, indeed, almost 7 inches.

Romeo Rose, who doesn't have time for bullshit, was able to to take time out of his busy, unemployed, no social life to speak of, schedule to put serious time and thought into giving his failing wood proper representation. 

As you can see below, taking one for the team isn't easy. 



3 inches of stomach fat? Well, it's no wonder his penis difficult to locate.
 



Oh dear. The inability to sustain. Not very promising for a potential love interest, but very good news for his victims.


The important thing to remember here is that Romeo Rose looked up the correct way to measure his junk so he can prove length to a bunch of strangers on an Internet forum. He even carries around a lovely, red plastic ruler so he can offer proof as needed. Click here for the latest (NSFW) picture of Romeo Rose measuring his nasty peen.

The gags. They write themselves.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Romeo Rose Ends His Flounce - But He's Not Looking for Attention



Romeo Rose's latest epic flounce that really wasn't has ended. He's talking to the world but he's not looking for attention. We know this because he told us. Many times over.

Here are all the ways Romeo Rose wasn't looking for attention over the weekend:


1. Larry wasn't looking for attention with this rapey video where his newest name is a mashup of the Columbine shooters'names. So not an attetion whore-y move.

 

"Dylan Harris Teaches You How to Get Pretty Girls to Have Sex With You Free."




2. Romeo Rose wasn't looking for attention when he threatened a woman on the dating site "Plenty of Fish:"




Dude. Don't use a radio personality's name in your abuse unless you have a good lawyer. Which Romeo Rose doesn't. Even when he's not looking for attention.






3. Romeo Rose wasn't looking for attention with this appearance on radio personality Dale Dudley's Facebook page:


As usual, he's making friends:








 It wouldn't be a Romeo Rose thread without ....


4. Romeo Rose wasn't looking for attention when he went back to EDF to make sure everyone knew he wasn't there for attention. 

 

Welcome back, Larry! Flounce. Over!



Just don't get used to him hanging around. He sold his guitars. He's going to be moving to Fake Nashville now that he has cash.



Just one article? Last I looked the web is filled with articles about Larry Busby aka Jim Paris aka Romeo Rose.

For someone who thinks he's so smart, Larry doesn't seem to realize there are many ways to search for someone online besides Googling a name.

Despite people finding Romeo Rose every single time, no one will ever find him in fake Nashville because he's way too clever for that.

Moving on...

Nothing says "mature" like a 41 year old man who has to sell guitars to make rent and doesn't see anything wrong with this sentence: "Most of you are under 30 years old, pretty much anyone that young is a idiot."


Rome Rose is not looking for attention and if he was he wouldn't be doing it in the very forum where he spends all his waking time. That's not attention. It's just, you know, talking about himself.

A lot.



P.S? Romeo Rose is SO not in Austin.





There you have it. Romeo Rose isn't looking for attention and that's progress.

You know what else is progress? Almost walking erect!


Thursday, January 7, 2016

In Which Romeo Rose Attempts to Partner With EDF to Dox "Juliet's Lament"

Romeo, Romeo, what the eff thou Romeo?

Apparently Larry's been trying to recruit people to find information so he can dox this blog's owner. Below are the highlights of a conversation he had with a member of forum at Encyclopedia Dramatica.





Is anyone else surprised Larry backpedaled in regard to pay?



 If you have to sell a guitar, you can't afford to travel.You're a broke-ass who had to sell a guitar in order to travel. Once the traveling is done, you're still a broke-ass who sold a guitar for a stupid reason.



If only Larry was subtle enough to pull that off.


Yet he  can't post in a single forum without telling the story of his life whether any one cares or not. (Hint:They don't.) No one cares about his pictures with Santa or his life with Scary Silly Old Lady Girl. No one cares about seeing ALL THE PICTURES.   But he posts them anyway because he wants the attention.



Then why does he keep going to forums posting ALL THe PICTURES and talking incessantly in great walls of text no one cares about.



Your online presence says otherwise. Hey, remember Yelp?


Not sure what problems Larry's referring to. I didn't repeat anything here that wasn't already out there.


The man who thinks Beavis and Butthead is quality TV is questioning someone else's maturity?


I'm not an expert in Internet trolls but I'm thinking if someone has a 20 year reputation for being a troll...


He's an asshole AND not all his dogs are barking.




Yawn.



I don't care if Larry has people on his side. Probably it's better if he does so he can learn social graces. It makes no difference to me one way or another.




I appreciate the props, but I can't take credit for this one. Larry was at EDF days before I knew about it.



Heh. Big fish? Someone needs to get out in the world.


If by 24/7 you mean when I'm not working, spending time with my family, or out having a life?




 Except the person who's doing all the work and not getting paid.
 

I know.

Which kind of contradicts this:



Who is this "we" Larry is referring to?



Someone has selective memory. Alice washed her hands of Larry after he sent her harassing emails. None of her advertisers pulled out. I don't know Alice, I don't hang out at GOMI, and she has nothing to do with this blog.


What the fuck clues are you talking about? Also? Wrong.


 I lurk but I don't follow Larry to forums and mock him. I have my own platform to do that.


He would be wrong again. This is fun.


Seriously, Larry? You're asking EDF to harass someone who has absolutely nothing to do with me? And you're not even willing to pay for it? You're so off base it isn't even funny.


I think you're a little off in your counting, guy. And what does she even have to do with anything?


I'm not "Jalamity" and I'm not the original owner of this blog. We've been over this already.


Which really isn't anything.


I'm flattered.