Monday, December 21, 2015

Romeo Rose Shares Makeup and Manscaping Tips

Ever wonder how Romeo Rose gets his dewey, youthful complexion? He generously shared his facial regime on Twitter so now you, too, can look like this:

Because who needs photo shop when you can have foundation and eyeliner.

I ask you....between fluffy pirate shirts and the blusher on his cheeks, is there a man who is more secure in his masculinity than Romeo Rose?

Want to have Larry's look? All you have to do is ask and he's more than happy to talk about it. And talk about it. And talk about it. And talk about it.

Larry knows how to hide all the flaws. He watched videos!

It's science! Larry really studies up on how to become more attractive And look! He said "women!"

 Maybe it's time to turn off the computer and go to bed, Larry?

So glad you noticed, Sir Anthony...

Clearly Romeo Rose is well studied in hiding flaws.

How's all that working out for you, Larry?

 Sigh. Foiled by hooded eyes.

 Well, you sure fooled us!

 For someone who doesn't care what others think, he sure researched this makeup and appearance thing long enough. If it was anyone else we'd call it "desperation," but it's Larry! Go get 'em, Tiger!

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