Romeo Rose dating profile tip #1: Do share how you haven't had a girlfriend in many, many years, and you really wish you would find one soon. It's not a turn off, I promise.
You know what I'm looking for in a 40 year old boyfriend? Not stability. Not someone with a decent job who is making his way in the world. Not a house or a car. Not someone who is well read and well traveled. I want someone who plays pinball and goes to the park. That's says mature and responsible to me.
Tip #2: Don't worry about being contradictory. It's ok to allow your future girlfriend to eat processed supermarket meat. As long as it's not a fresh kill because that would be cruel.
Tip #3 Mention how you hate football. In Texas.
Tip #4. Make sure you talk about your high sex drive. Better get that shit out in the open now so there are no surprises later when your girlfriend can't keep up. I mean, who cares if she thinks you're all about sex and nothing else. It's not tacky to mention your high sex drive in your dating profile at all.
Tip #5 - List all your favorite movies. Ad nauseum.
Bonus: Show her your love of gourmet foods and fine dining!
Don't worry, ladies. He's not desperate!